Barry Quote #1644

Quote from Barry in The Better Annie

Adam: Pop-Pop, this is great... I mean, not being hateful to a stranger... but now you can finally move out of our basement.
Barry: Yes! We can use the hot tub again.
Adam: And now I can play Mario Bros. without a stream of derogatory comments about Italian plumbers. "Gelato lover" isn't the slam you think it is.
Barry: Italian ice cream in hot water. Ginzy, make that happen for me... I'm gonna go get my trunks.
Virginia Kremp: Wait. What?
Adam: Well, Bar in a bathing suit... that's my cue.
Pop-Pop: Pbht.
Beverly: Aw, we're gonna miss you, Ben. But I'm not gonna miss having my washing machine held hostage by your Velcro shoes.
Virginia Kremp: Best of all, now I can get my morning paper without hearing "Hey, Robe Lady, I took your sports page".
Pop-Pop: It's a happy day for everybody.
Barry: Couldn't find a bathing suit, so I'm dippin' in the buff. Hot tub, here I come. [Virginia gasps] Oh, no, my robe!

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Pop-Pop: What are you watching anyway that's so important?
Adam: Little House on the Prairie. It's just like the video game Oregon Trail, but with Michael Landon.
Barry: I would've dominated in olden times. I'd tame a buffalo and make fire from dirt.
Adam: Please, you'd be lucky if mountain fever took you. Most likely, you'd be kicked in the head by your own horse.
Barry: Nah. I'd befriend a coyote and ride it to the nearest gold mine.

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Adult Adam: [v.o.] And thanks to my tutoring and her natural charm, I was hoping she'd be a hit. First up was Barry.
Carmen: [reads card] Um, I love how jacked and Chuck Norris-like your body is.
Barry: What a wonderful and accurate hello. Adam, don't let this one get away.

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Geoff: Wasn't Erica amazing?
Barry: Totally, that's why we're here. To support her and for no other reason.
[Adam and Barry laugh as Erica walks out in her Daddy Warbucks costume, including a bald cap]
Erica: Geoff, I told you not to bring them here.
Adam: But your performance was so... hairless. [Barry chuckles]
Geoff: Fearless! He said fearless.
Barry: Yep, it was truly bald.
Geoff: Bold! He meant to say bold.
Barry: Like your silly head. [laughs]
Geoff: I really shouldn't have brought you here.
Barry: You blew it again, Geoff.