Erica Quote #1411
Quote from Erica in The Wedding
Adam: Robes? I don't do well in loosely-bound clothing. I'm a magnet for ill-timed breezes and errant doorknobs.
Barry: Love your body, Adam. I love mine. It's why I don't use the belt.
Erica: Well, you should. I'm already freaking out about this wedding. There can't be more for me to unsee.
Adam: What's her problem?
Barry: Who am I? The guy who wants to know her?
Erica: Oh, my God, you two dopes are so lucky. No one will ever marry you.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, my sister, Erica, and Geoff Schwartz had quite the love story. From friends to lovers to exes and lovers again, all culminating in an epic proposal. Finally, the wedding was here.
Erica: It's nice.
Geoff: Peaceful.
Erica: Are we in the right place?
Geoff: And to think I was worried your mom would do something crazy. I mean, the Harlem Globetrotters were at your brother's bar mitzvah. Curly Neal dribbled the entire service.
Erica: Well, I guess she finally heard us. People really can grow and change.
Beverly: Tech rehearsal starts now! We are two days out. I want to see sweaty bodies and high knees.
Erica: What's happening? Why do we need a tech rehearsal?
Beverly: I just added a few flourishes to the ceremony. Wardrobe!
Erica: The wardrobe is my wedding dress.
Beverly: No, that's your fourth change, so go ahead and put on these processional outfits and let's do this.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, my mom believed in going big.
Geoff: Why do I have a sword?
Erica: I don't think I can walk in this.
Beverly: Oh, you won't be walking. Good men of Rome! [claps]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Then she went even bigger.
Beverly: Cue the buglers!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Some would say over the top.
Beverly: Where are my unicorns? [horses whinny]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Way, way over the top.
Erica: Unicorns aren't real! This whole thing can't be real!
Beverly: Cue the New Orleans jazz band!
Geoff: Wow. She's really all over the map with the different styles and genres.
Erica: Yeah, that's the problem.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Cherry blossoms! Flutter! Now!
Geoff: How did that happen?
Beverly: Six men are living in those trees full-time. They pee in buckets. Fire-eaters, you should be lit by now!
Erica: Mom, we have to talk about this!
Beverly: One step ahead of you. We need more. Way more. And where the hell are my acrobats?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, those guys were there, too. My mom left nothing out.
Geoff: This looks expensive.
Beverly: Where the hell did my mom go?
Geoff: Something tells me that giant clamshell is gonna clue us in.
Beverly: Here's my big reveal! [vocalizes]