Erica: Wait a second, you're dad's kid, too. So how did you not inherit his crappy outlook on love?
Adam: 'Cause I've chosen other, way better paternal role models, like John Hughes.
Erica: The reclusive billionaire who saved his bodily fluids?
Adam: No! That's Howard Hughes. I'm talking about the filmmaker who makes romantic teen movies. That's who I model my life after.