Erica: Okay, stop. This bag of crap will not help you.
Barry: Trust me, all you need to do is put yourself out there to show the other attractive party-minded boys and girls that you mean business.
Erica: Dude, that is not how college works.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That is, unless you have sweet dreads and an invisible dog.
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Barry: [Jamaican accent] Check it out, mons and lady mons. My dog be jammin'!