Beverly: We have to put a stop to this, but how?
Lou Schwartz: Maybe the toy goes missing.
Beverly: Mm-hmm.
Lou Schwartz: Babies lose things all the time.
Linda Schwartz: No, they don't. She lives in a crib.
Lou Schwartz: Listen to me very carefully, Linda. Mrs. Kringle here is gonna sleep with the fishes.
Linda Schwartz: Is that supposed to be menacing? Because it looks like you ate a bad egg.
Beverly: Lou scares no one, but the sentiment is right. Yay! We're gonna whack a child's toy! [laughs] Ho, ho, ho.