Principal Ball: What will make this all go away?
Beverly: I want the non-athletes to be celebrated and adored, too.
Principal Ball: Feign interest in non-jocks. Got it.
Beverly: And the rose-kissy thing.
Principal Ball: Yeah, you've mentioned that twice now. Okay, you win. The athlete-worshipping culture of this place ends, starting now.
Brian Walls: Yo, Ball-Man, can I borrow your ride? Chem lab's boring and I want to go get an ice cream cake.
Principal Ball: Sure thing, dawg. And, uh, when you're done with it, just park it wherever you want. I'll find it. [throws keys]
[Brian clicks his tongue] Okay, starting now.