Quote from Beverly in The Rose-Kissy Thing
Beverly: Earl, are you aware that the athletes in this school get treated better than all the other kids? Principal Ball: I can explain that. They are better. Beverly: Because they're all strong and coordinated? Principal Ball: Not just that. There's also a swagger. Beverly: Well, this changes now. I demand that all the kids who are not as gifted athletically be treated the same as the jocks. Principal Ball: But then how will they learn that they're not as good? Beverly: They are as good, Earl. And they deserve the rose-kissy thing, too. Principal Ball: The what-zit now? Beverly: When all the athletes fawn all over their mothers in front of the whole school? I want that for me. I mean, you know, for all the other kids. Principal Ball: But no one cares about their ho-hum achievements. Beverly: Then I'm just gonna have to invoke Title Nine. Principal Ball: What, the law that prevents sex discrimination in schools? Beverly: Then Title Eight. Or Ten. Principal Ball: Darn my weakness for vague threats.