Adam: Gah! For a few brief joyful moments, I forgot you work here.
Beverly: And I forgot you were a lying sack of dog crap.
Adam: Whoa! I'm your special schmoopy!
Beverly: Yeah, a schmoopy who lied to his mama about spending the night at a friend's house instead of playing games of chance with degenerates!
Adam: How'd you find out about that?
Beverly: Who do you think set up Corbett's mom with Officer Carl?
Adam: Oh, damn your extraordinary matchmaking skills!