Murray: Well, I have something more traditional, something that a lot of people like.
Formica Mike: Unh-unh, not so fast. Sir, follow me, and park your keister on this kisser.
Bill Lewis: I don't think... Wow. That's a lot more comfort than I expected. It's so fun and red.
Murray: Well, uh, if you like Mr. Red, then you'll like his best friend, Mr. Brown. Come on over here and check out this corduroy beauty.
Formica Mike: You seem to me like you have a beautiful woman in your life. One with gorgeous lips.
Bill Lewis: Dolores does have a sensational smoocher.
Formica Mike: Wouldn't this piece be a testament to your beautiful Dolores and her magnificent lips?
Bill Lewis: Man, I just came in here looking for a place to park in front of the tube, but you've made this red lip couch come to life with meaning.
Murray: I feel like you came in here with one couch in mind, and you should probably stick to that.
Formica Mike: Here's what I'm gonna do, and this is only because I like you... half-off.
Bill Lewis: Wow, that's a hell of a bargain!
Murray: You want a bargain?! I'll give you anything in the store for free if you just leave now.