Quote from Beverly in Cocoon
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so two people with no legal background laid down the law in the weirdest way possible. Beverly: A-ha! You caught it with your left hand! Mr. Whitby: Oh, she's good. Now everyone knows I love to catch oranges. Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yeah, they busted out all the hits. Beverly: [bangs gavel] Silence! Silence in this courtroom! Pamela: Ma'am, did you bring your own gavel? Beverly: It is a meat tenderizer. Mr. Whitby: If it, uh, pleases the court, I, too, brought my own hammer. Pamela: Why would that please anyone? And neither of you should have tools here.