Geoff: Okay. While grocery shopping, would you eat a grape without paying?
Erica: Sure, victimless crime.
Geoff: What about the grape farmer who spends his whole day bent over in the sun only to have you steal his wares?
Barry: If it's so tough, that farmer should quit and try something new. Like BMX-ing or high finance or grape farming. I panicked, couldn't think of a third one.