Beverly: Schmoo, feast your delicious boy eyes on 400 pages of scrumptious family history.
Adam: Wow, this has... So many words. Most not about food. And who is that sturdy fella?
Beverly: That's your great-aunt Esther.
Adam: Why two eye patches?
Beverly: This is a funny story. Uh, she was dragged by a horse through the town.
Adam: That is funny.
Beverly: [laughing] Until the reins finally got stuck in a tree branch, and the horse fell on top of her. [chuckles] So, of course, they shot it.
Adam: And why would you put that in a book about food?
Beverly: Because the next day, she made a delicious horse stew. I changed it to lamb because some people can be stuffy.
Adam: And she must've had to make a lot since she had 14 kids.
Beverly: No, no. As I indicated here next to the ingredients, uh, only six of them lived. [Adam exhales sharply] Disease, war, winter, famine. Seven of them were just stomped to death.