Johnny Atkins: C'mon, I have a curious soul. Please, share your wooden gift with me.
Adam: Really? Okay, are you familiar with the fantasy action film "Highlander"?
Johnny Atkins: I am not. Tell me more!
Adam: Well, it's about a race of immortal swordsmen who clash throughout history, and it stars French action heartthrob Christopher Lambert!
Johnny Atkins: Sounds rad! I wish there was a way I could partake in the joy and delight it's given you!
Adam: I actually have the tape right here!
Johnny Atkins: Nice! Could you put it down on the table so I can take a better look?
Adam: You bet. [saw whirs]
Mr. Crosby: Atkins, unacceptable! Goggles on when you use that machine.
Adam: Aw, man, I helped you do it!