Police Officer: License and registration.
Murray: What?
Police Officer: Turn off the pina-colada song, sir!
Murray: What?!
Police Officer: Just get out of the car.
Murray: We're gonna get out of the car now because we can't hear you!
Police Officer: I'm giving you a ticket for riding in the breakdown lane.
Murray: Well, my family's having a breakdown. Doesn't that count for something?
Police Officer: It does not.