Coach Mellor: Why the hell is my team dancing with so little rhythm and not out on the field doing drills?
Barry: Well, as team leader, I thought we could use a little bonding.
Coach Mellor: I made it clear that you ride the pine.
Barry: But my brother said you were testing me like he saw in the movies.
Coach Mellor: This is real life, son, where people of your meager skill set don't play, don't win, and don't get carried off on somebody's shoulders!