Quote from Mr. Glascott in The Day After the Day After
Coach Mellor: What, you got no argument for that one? Mr. Glascott: No, you're right. That movie has shaken me to my core. I have so many regrets. Coach Mellor: You got about a week to fix 'em, Andre. Mr. Glascott: Well, let's start with that one right there. My name is not Andre. I only said it was in college to make myself seem more interesting to the ladies. Coach Mellor: Let it out. Mr. Glascott: My name is Jonathan. And I love you, Lunch Lady Bernice! Are you out there? You're probably mashing potatoes.