Quote from Murray in Fonzie Scheme
Beverly: That's enough. I'm going to my backup pouch. Murray: Whoa, whoa, hang on. What's in your purse? Beverly: Nothing. Murray: Is that quilted three-ply premium toilet paper? Beverly: Actually it's four-ply. Murray: Four-ply? That's three plys too many! Beverly: No one uses one-ply, Murray. No one. A person needs at least two plys. Murray: What is this, "Falcon Crest"?