Barry: Hi. You've reached the Goldbergs. Leave a message. [beep]
Erica: Hey. I got a flat tire, and I need-
Barry: Ha! It's not the answering machine, you dumb idiot! It's actually me Barry.
Erica: [Sighs] It's me. I need Dad-
Barry: Gotcha again! It is the answering machine. Leave a message. [beep]
Erica: Damn it! I've got a flat tire, and I need Dad-
Barry: No, it's actually me, Barry, for real. So, what's the deal?
Erica: Barry, I will kill you! Put Dad on the-
Barry: But, seriously, leave a message at the beep. [beep]
Erica: Dad, I got a flat-
Barry: Oh, my god, you are a dumb sack of crap.