Adam: Fine. If she's not gonna own up to it, then I'd like to log an official complaint against this teacher, sir.
Mr. Glascott: You mean your mom?
Adam: She's been harassing one of the students.
Mr. Glascott: You?
Adam: I don't see you writing!
Beverly: Don't write it down, Andre.
Adam: Write it down, Andre! Report the snuggies and the kisses, both butterfly and Eskimo.
Mr. Glascott: You Eskimo'd on school grounds? Ooh! I gotta write it. I just have to.