Barry: Ugh. So sad, you guys have to make up pretend lovers instead of knowing the joy of a authentic one. I'm talking about my longtime companion, Lainey. Sad.
Erica: Idiot. You had a fake girlfriend from Canada for three years.
Barry: Marian Lemieux wasn't fake! I met her at camp.
Erica: We went to the same camp. There was no Marian.
Barry: She spent all her time at the lake, but then had to leave for a modeling emergency. It happens!