Quote from Mr. Glascott in Weird Al
Mr. Glascott: Let me get this straight. You don't struggle getting out of bed every morning because, what's the point? Murray: No. Mr. Glascott: You don't desperately fear being alone again at Thanksgiving? Murray: No. Mr. Glascott: You've never faced the bottom of an ice-cream pint and thought, "Screw it. I'm going again"? Murray: No. Mr. Glascott: You don't write "Help me" in steam on the shower door? Murray: What? Mr. Glascott: Nothing. Okay, well, look. I'm glad that we could help you, Mr. Goldberg. If you guys don't mind, I need to take a personal day.