Beverly: And now that you two are best bros, you're not only important to him, you're important to me.
Bill: Thanks, Beverly. That means a lot.
Beverly: Which is why I've decided, out of the goodness of my heart and because I'm a decent person who cares deeply for my husband, to change you.
Bill: Wait. What?
Beverly: Bill, you don't have a woman in your life telling you all the things you do that are wrong and stupid. I will be that woman.
Bill: Actually, I really haven't missed that very much.