Clerk: You want to see a good film, kid, watch Bergman's The Seventh Seal or Devil's Manners that's my student film.
It's pretty much the quintessential-
Murray: No, thank you, and let's get going. Uh, we're in a big rush.
Clerk: Yeah, you have a movie out. Slap Shot. Overrated. If you ask, Paul Newman should not-
Murray: I did not ask you, and I know I returned that movie. Please check again.
Clerk: I didn't realize that my computer was Hal 9000 and it could change at will and blast us out the pod bay doors.
Murray: Nothing you say makes any sense.