Pops: Did you take my advice?
Adam: Yes, a big gesture. I stood outside her window and blasted music at her.
Pops: Why would you do that?
Adam: You told me to!
Pops: I meant take her out for a milkshake.
Adam: How is a milkshake a big gesture?
Pops: For you, it's big.
Adam: You should have been more specific!