Andy: I guess with the stress of college, I could use a real vacation.
John Calabasas: Well, it sounds like you odd, anxious gents could use some free promotional watches. Check it.
Barry: It doesn't even have numbers.
Naked Rob: And there's no hands.
Andy: It just says "Who cares?"
John Calabasas: That's right. Because when you're in Camaica, [Jamaican accent] you're on island time, mon. Nowhere to be but right here, right now, mon. [normal voice] That's not racist, is it?
Andy: Eh...
John Calabasas: And "paradise" is a word that means different things to different people, much like the words "liar" or "pregnant."