Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Food in a Geoffy took over Geoffy's life, my mom-written paper would surely save mine.
Mr. Woodburn: Meh!
Adam: A C? What the hell, man?
Mr. Woodburn: Yeah, just like your haircut, super mediocre.
Adam: But this makes no sense.
Mr. Woodburn: Believe me, that C on your paper is the only thing that was accurate. You referred to Justice O'Connor as Sandy, Sally, Shawna, Shonda, and one time, Tiffany!
Adam: Wow. Yeah. Seems like the most cursory once-over would've caught that.