Carmen: Adam, you should take your mom to her reunion.
Adam: Me? You know I'm Adam, right?
Beverly: Carmen, listen to me carefully... I finally like you now.
Adam: It's not happening.
Carmen: But she doesn't want to go alone.
Adam: I wish I could, but, you know, I've gotta think of an excuse... dammit! There was too much pressure. Diarrhea! Is that something?
Carmen: Marty McFly would do anything to help his mother.
Adam: All right, fine. It's a date. Oh, no! Wrong words!
Beverly: Yay! I have a date for the reunion, and he's adorable! [chuckles] I'm gonna chew on my sweet, sweet arm candy. [barking]