John Calabasas: [whistling]
Barry: "Luxury apartment"?
John Calabasas: Oh, a reader. Nice. What's your current living situation, friend?
Barry: I live in my childhood home and share a room with my little brother.
John Calabasas: Sounds like you could use a place to yourself, one with all the amenities.
Barry: What amenities? A blonde woman in her 50s who cooks for you?
John Calabasas: Almost! We have sink and window. And as a bonus, I'll throw in easy access to the outside and all that has to offer.