Adult Adam: [v.o.] Erica had officially gone too far. So my mom decided to fight fire with religious fire.
Beverly: Hello, wayward sheep.
Erica: What's going on here? And who's our yarmulked guest?
Beverly: This is Rabbi Adler. I thought I'd invite him over for the first night of Hanukkah.
Rabbi Adler: Fifth.
Erica: Get on with it. Tell us about all the delicious food we can't eat, padre.
Rabbi Adler: Well, I'd start with the shrimp parmesan your mother served me.
Beverly: God forgives! But you should know, Erica was singing noels with the people that buy all the poinsettias.