Beverly: It's Mrs. Claus. Of the North Pole Clauses? Our children bought this for our granddaughter, and despite my protestations, she is keeping it.
Lou Schwartz: Oh, no, she's not!
Linda Schwartz: Why not?
Lou Schwartz: This toy is a gateway to Christmas.
Beverly: Thank you.
Lou Schwartz: First the baby loves this old lady, next thing you know, she's making gingerbread houses and talking lovingly about Connecticut.
Beverly: And then we've lost her forever.
Linda Schwartz: Because of a toy?
Lou Schwartz: They have better music. They get to put trees in their houses.
Beverly: Oh!
Lou Schwartz: Spiral cut ham! My God, that baby is doomed.