Murray: How can you even ask me to do this after what you did to cousin Susan's wedding video?
Adam: I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
Adam: [on tape] Da party! Party! Starring Adam Goldberg as the cameraman. Also starring Susan. Um, she's the bride. It's Beverly my mom. [imitates chomping, deep voice] Such good grub, man.
Murray: That is why I'm not hiring you.
Pops: It's true. Itzel eats so loud. He's the worst.
Murray: Weddings are supposed to be fancy and special, not a showcase for your stupid brand of stupid.
Pops: W-Wait, this is a wedding video? No, no, Adam. No, no.
Adam: You're turning on me, too? But you love my schtick.
Pops: A wedding is a no-schtick zone!
Adam: Oh, yeah? Well, when I become the most famous wedding videographer in the world, you'll both regret this moment as long as you live.
Murray: I'm totally at peace with this decision.