Beverly: I put up with your macho attitude, but when it affects my family, we got big problems.
Coach Mellor: All right, here's the deal. I, too, had a bully for an older brother, and, much like Adam, I never stood up to him. I was just too afraid.
Beverly: You, afraid?
Coach Mellor: You don't know Nick Mellor. When we were kids, he beat me at everything: football, powerlifting, Greco-Roman wrestling, riflery, downhill running, kites.
Beverly: Well, you're grown men now. Things change.
Coach Mellor: Well, not for us. Nick's the defensive coordinator at Villanova. And me? I'm just a glorified activities advisor with chicken-cutlet thighs.
Beverly: Stop. Your thighs are very large. Everyone says so.
Coach Mellor: The truth is, maybe if I'd stood up to Nick when we were younger I'd be a college coach and he'd be the one drying out these moldy old balls.