Quote from Barry in An Itch Like No Other
Barry: It's a harrowing tale of adventure and survival. Erica: You pooped in the woods behind the Wawa and wiped with a poisonous leaf, didn't you? Barry: Reggie wouldn't let me use the one in the store without a $5 minimum purchase! I only had $4.27! Erica: Why didn't you at least buy toilet paper? Barry: The indignities are stacking up. Geoff: Sorry about your skin irritation, Bar. It could have happened to anyone. Erica: It really couldn't.