Barry: It's a harrowing tale of adventure and survival.
Erica: You pooped in the woods behind the Wawa and wiped with a poisonous leaf, didn't you?
Barry: Reggie wouldn't let me use the one in the store without a $5 minimum purchase! I only had $4.27!
Erica: Why didn't you at least buy toilet paper?
Barry: The indignities are stacking up.
Geoff: Sorry about your skin irritation, Bar. It could have happened to anyone.
Erica: It really couldn't.