Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was October 6th, 1980-something, and my mom and sister were excited to plan Erica's wedding. They just couldn't agree on the specifics. Or anything, really.
Virginia Kremp: Okay, let's add some beautiful marigolds, or as we, in the floral industry, refer to them as "teardrops from heaven."
Erica: I like those. What do you think, Mom?
Beverly: I think we, outside the floral industry, refer to those as "crapdrops from Crapville."
Virginia Kremp: Another, uh, visit to Crapville.
Beverly: I know what we need. Opulence, luxury, and all the orchids on the Eastern seaboard.
Virginia Kremp: Orchids are pretty temperamental.
Beverly: So am I. Which would you rather deal with?