Adult Adam: [v.o.] As Geoff's wedding plans were falling apart, Barry and I got the JTP together to film a heartfelt testimonial for our favorite water park.
Adam: What's your favorite moment at Riptide Waters?
[montage:]
Naked Rob: I guess when I lost my trunks on the water slide.
Matt: When I was made a junior lifeguard at Full Moon Lagoon.
Andy: For me, it's the wave pool.
Naked Rob: So, I'm just flying down this slide a-and whoop! There goes my shorts.
Matt: The girls gave me a lot of attention when I had that whistle. Especially Stacy Leiberman.
Andy: One time, I was under the water for eight whole minutes. [chuckles] At least... At least I think it was eight. I-I've forgotten a lot about that day.