Quote from Murray in Alligator Schwartz
Adult Adam: [v.o.] There was no way I could choose between my girl and my best friend. So in a desperate move, I went to the only other person home. Adam: Dad, I need your help. Murray: I'm saving my energy for a trip to the kitchen later. Adam: What about Mom? Murray: Great idea. She can bring me food from the kitchen. Adam: Why is it when I don't need advice, everyone has some, but when I do need it, you're the only one here? Murray: Just say the thing. Adam: Fine. I'm excited to go to prom with Brea, but Dave Kim doesn't want to go. What do I do? Murray: The kid who wears glasses in the pool can't get a date to prom? Adam: How'd you know that? Murray: The only reason you wouldn't go to prom is 'cause you don't have a date. Adam: So, you're saying if he did have a date, I wouldn't have to choose? Murray: I don't know. I stopped listening after I was done talking.