Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Barry and Geoff prepared for a win, my mom was at a loss about how to connect with her coworkers.
Beverly: I don't get it. I have tried everything to bond with these dopes. Cakes. Parms. Parmed cakes. Nothing works. And I'm pretty sure they're using bird calls to warn each other I'm coming.
Coach Nick: Ca-caw! Ca-caw! Bird noise alert!
Mr. Perott: Oh, hell no!
Beverly: And it's nothing like the workplaces on TV. Where are my instant friendship and hilarious misadventures?
Adam: Has it ever occurred to you that you've been terrifying these people on my behalf for a decade?
Beverly: Please. When have I ever terrified them?
[montage of Beverly harrassing the teachers]
Adam: I'm just saying, I think they need time to adjust. How about you just leave them alone?
Beverly: You're right. I should mix in more.
Adam: That's the opposite of what I said!