Quote from Murray in Quaker Warden
Murray: It was the Ottoman Empire first. Formica Mike: Yeah, but then I bought half the empire, and I turned it into more of a kingdom. And kingdoms are better than empires. Murray: What are you talking about? Empires are better than kingdoms. Vic: Empires are sovereign states controlled by a single supreme authority. Formica Mike: Yeah, but everybody wants to be a king. Vic: That's true. King me, baby. Murray: Empires control vast territories. Vic: Point for Murray. The original Ottoman Empire controlled Europe, Asia, and Africa for centuries. Murray: Ha! Vic: It was, uh, ultimately defeated by the United Kingdom. Formica Mike: Ha back at ya! Murray: Why don't you know this much about end tables? Formica Mike: And there you have it. The lips stay. Long live the king!