Formica Mike: There's my guy. All right, question. Who's better-looking... me or me?
Murray: I prefer the one that doesn't talk.
Formica Mike: Oh, come on, everybody loves the Formica King.
Murray: We don't own a medieval theme restaurant. We sell credenzas.
Vic: Check it out, Mur. I'm Sir Vic, the knight of this round table. It's an entertainment console, but you get it.
Murray: Sadly, I do.
Formica Mike: Uh, just set it over there, guys.
Murray: What the hell is this?
Formica Mike: Only the greatest thing ever... a giant lip couch.
Vic: Mur, lip furniture is au courant right now.
Murray: Maybe, but we're not selling it in my store.
Formica Mike: Ah-ah-ah! Our store.