Beverly: So you've all just been showing movies in class?
Mr. Woodburn: That's right, blondie. The seniors take their foot off the gas, and so do we.
Beverly: So you know about Senior Skip Day?!
Mr. Woodburn: You mean Teacher Ditch Day?
Ms. Rodriguez: I'm hitting Jo-Ann Fabrics. They have wine glasses there that say, "I'm on Cloud Wine."
Mr. Woodburn: I, of course, will be at the golf range foraging for lost balls. I can get up to 5 cents for some of those babies.
Beverly: The hell you are! My child's mind will not sit idle while you two waste your pathetic lives on wine and balls!