Adult Adam: [v.o.] The wedding my mom planned for Bill was in serious trouble 'cause there was no Bill.
Jane Bales: [bangs on door] Bill, when you agreed to get married, you gave up your right to ever make a decision again.
Bill Lewis: [falsetto] Bill... Bill stepped out!
Beverly: [calmly] Bill... Um, I'm gonna knock down this door, choke you out, and drag your lifeless body downstairs... and move your face like a puppet so you say, "I do!"
Bill Lewis: You're gonna Weekend at Bernie's me? No, thank you!