Barry: Alright, enough local color. Let's hit the pool.
Andy: No way, man. I've been on a schedule all semester. I'm on island time now.
Naked Rob: And according to my timepiece, it's relax o'clock.
Barry: Fine! I'll swim alone then.
Lon MacDowell: Well, don't open your eyes or swallow. We over‐chlorinate on account of all the water lice.
Barry: I'm starting to think this hastily planned discount vacation to a trash island is not gonna be the spring break of my dreams.