Brea: Hell no. There's no way in the world I'd let you drive to lunch.
Adam: But I already drive! What could possibly go wrong?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But I knew. We all did. The Goldbergs sucked behind the wheel.
Adam: Those are just five to seven incredibly concrete examples.
Beverly: I already made concessions on the crash helmet and fire-retardant suit.
Adam: All the other parents are letting their kids go off campus.
Beverly: All other parents are idiots. I love you harder and better than those people love their idiot children.
Adam: Well, I have two parents, and I know for a fact that one of them doesn't care at all.