Dave Kim: What the hell?! Who's telling everybody I'm throwing a party?
Adam: They're the worst. And it's me.
Dave Kim: You?! Why?!
Adam: Come on, Dave Kim! No one loves a kegger more than you.
Dave Kim: And it's a keg party?
Adam: Yep, all kinds of savory brewskis... ales, lights, fruity ciders, light beers. No, wait. Those are the lights.
Dave Kim: You don't know anything about beer!
Adam: I do know your parents are out of town, and kegs attract popular kids, and that's what I'm looking for.
Dave Kim: Is this about Brea Bee?
Adam: Yes, it's about Brea Bee. I know we had a moment while ice-skating, but I've barely seen her since. Now she's back to her ivory tower with the cool kids across the room.
Dave Kim: So you think that a party that will inevitably destroy my home is just the opportunity you need to reconnect?
Adam: Will you help your best friend find love?
Dave Kim: Hell no.