Adult Adam: [v.o.] The '80s was the golden age of the house party. If the music was cranked and the place was wrecked, your bash was a hit. And it turned out I had a hot tip about the latest one.
Adam: Yo, JC, it's me, Adam.
JC Spink: Corey's brother!
Adam: Not even a little bit. Anyway, I thought you'd want to know about a rager at Dave Kim's this Saturday. Let all your bros know.
JC Spink: Will do. Tell Corey he's a dirty dog.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] I'd fed the grapevine a grape. Only thing left to do was wait.
JC Spink: Party at Dave Kim's this Saturday. If there's no hot tub, we'll make one.
Brian Walls: Party at Dave Kim's this Saturday. There's gonna be 50 kegs, and Spuds MacKenzie is deejaying.
Johnny: Party at Dave Kim's this Saturday. I'll know if you don't show. Hubba Bubba Soda? Do better.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Word about the party spread fast, until everyone knew about it.
Boy: Party at Dave Kim's this Saturday.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Well, almost everyone.