Barry: Knock, knock. Wow. Check out all these books. It's like that weird store in the mall that sells books.
Elana Reid: Well, you've got to read a lot of them if you want a PhD.
Barry: I get it. I'm gonna be a doctor, too, but, like, a real one who plays God and parks wherever he wants and tells loved ones he tried but it's their nana's time.
Elana Reid: [chuckles] I knew you were funny. That paper you wrote comparing Weber's theory of rationalization to LL Cool J's song "Big Ole Butt" made me laugh out loud.
Barry: I am so glad! You're so cool and pretty and know all of LL Cool J's masterwork on butts. [chuckles] Go out with me tonight.
Elana Reid: That's intense, considering it's Valentine's Day.
Barry: Oh, no, Barry. You asked your dream woman out on the most romantically charged day of the year?
Elana Reid: It's okay.
Barry: No, forget I said anything. I'll just drop the class and quit school and become a lowly sixth man on a struggling NBA franchise.
Elana Reid: Don't become a Charlotte Hornet.
Barry: You know the NBA? I can't take it. Reveal your shortcomings.