Carlton Quote #421
Quote from Carlton in Three's a Crowd
Carlton: You know, Will? I don't have any friends.
Will: What are you talking about, Carlton? You got plenty of friends, man.
Carlton: You think people are your friends, but they're only that because of what you can do for them. Except you, Will. I don't do anything for you. Even when you make fun of me, I know you're doing it out of love. You haven't been doing that as much lately.
Will: What are you talking about, Carlton? I just called you Thumbelina this morning.
Carlton: Yeah, but your heart wasn't in it.
Will: Look, Carlton, let me tell you something, man. Lisa, that's my girlfriend and we're gonna be together, man. But that doesn't change the fact that you're my best friend. Stumpy.
Carlton: I'd cry, but my tear ducts are frozen.
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Ashley: Daddy, isn't it great about Hilary? When do you think I'll get to move out?
Philip: Oh. Sweetheart, you know expressions like "when hell freezes over"? "When the cows come home"? "When donkeys fly"? Pick one.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Will, you remember when we first started coming up here?
Will: Uh... Yeah, it was a weekend, wasn't it? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I remember now. This place is always fly, man.
Carlton: Well, if you think today was fun, wait till you see what I got planned for the rest of the evening. After we power down our cocoas, there's a complimentary luge lesson. Followed by supper at 7, then back to the room for some hot spiced cider and a Barbara Walters Special.
Will: Now, normally, I would ditch you on that last one but, uh, I'm gonna let you in on a little something. Ever since I was like 7, I had a mad crush on Barbara Walters.
Carlton: I thought I was the only one. How do you feel about Nancy Reagan?
Will: Oh, see now you're being just sick.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Were you or were you not supposed to be there at 11 p.m. sharp?
Will: [gibbers] I told you I had to drop Lisa off. Besides, I was there at 11:30.
Carlton: That's right. For 30 treacherous minutes I stood alone at the corner of Rexford and Olympic.
Will: Carlton, that's Beverly Hills.
Carlton: Yeah, the bad part. 90211.