Hilary Quote #119
Eric: Now, were there mitigating circumstances that facilitated the perpetrator to commit any malfeasance?
Hilary: I wouldn't put it in those words, exactly.
Eric: Well, why not?
Hilary: Because I don't know what they mean. All I remember was loud music and something that smelled like cheap cologne and fried chicken.
Eric: Loud music? Loud enough to drown out the sound of my horn, Miss Banks?
Hilary: Yes.
Eric: You see, Your Honor, if my own passenger could not hear my horn then it was impossible for Will Smith to hear it. Which is why my numerous warnings went unheeded and he continued to accelerate. That, and that alone, Your Honor caused the extensive damage to my honey wagon. I mean my car, sir.
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Philip: You can put your hands down, Jazz.
Jazz: No way. Dude's got a gun, next thing you know I got six warning shots in my back.
Philip: Jazz.
Jazz: Okay. I am putting my hands down now.
Philip: Jazz, could you give us your account?
Jazz: Can't. They closed my account. They said I was allegedly writing bad checks. I don't know what they talking about. Those checks was perfectly legible.
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Philip: Until I see some insurance papers, you're not driving this car. In fact, what kind of idiot would sell a car without insurance?
Jazz: I resent that. Ah, the joke's on you, Mr. Banks. You can't throw me out 'cause I'm already outside.
[Uncle Phil lifts Jazz out of the car, carries him over his shoulder, and throws him into the house]
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Eric: Why, hello, everyone. Nice day, isn't it?
Will: I don't have to answer that.
Eric: Mr. Banks, I just wanted to wish you good luck.
Philip: Son, I'm not the one who's going to need luck. I'm not only going to win. I'm going to chew you up and spit you out.
Jazz: I've seen him do a lot of chewing... but I ain't never seen him spit nothing out.