Philip Quote #112
Philip: I brought a video home. Would anybody care to watch?
Carlton: Great, Dad. I hope it's a James Bond film.
Philip: Close. It's Banks, Philip Banks. When I won the Markus v. State of California case.
Vivian: Honey, I'm sorry, I'd love to watch but I have to balance my checkbook.
Ashley: Not without your banker.
Hilary: I'd watch it with you but... I don't want to.
Eric: Well, I guess that just leaves you and me, Mr. Banks. Now, from what I studied about the case in law school you were brilliant.
Philip: Yeah, I was quite a litigator in those days. Now it's a rare thing.
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Philip: You can put your hands down, Jazz.
Jazz: No way. Dude's got a gun, next thing you know I got six warning shots in my back.
Philip: Jazz.
Jazz: Okay. I am putting my hands down now.
Philip: Jazz, could you give us your account?
Jazz: Can't. They closed my account. They said I was allegedly writing bad checks. I don't know what they talking about. Those checks was perfectly legible.
Quote from Jazz
Philip: Until I see some insurance papers, you're not driving this car. In fact, what kind of idiot would sell a car without insurance?
Jazz: I resent that. Ah, the joke's on you, Mr. Banks. You can't throw me out 'cause I'm already outside.
[Uncle Phil lifts Jazz out of the car, carries him over his shoulder, and throws him into the house]
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Eric: Why, hello, everyone. Nice day, isn't it?
Will: I don't have to answer that.
Eric: Mr. Banks, I just wanted to wish you good luck.
Philip: Son, I'm not the one who's going to need luck. I'm not only going to win. I'm going to chew you up and spit you out.
Jazz: I've seen him do a lot of chewing... but I ain't never seen him spit nothing out.